Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.
guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare
yeah the guy who invented them made incredibly precise infusion pumps (as opposed to gravity fed ivs) which not only meant they could give medications to teeny tiny babies safely, it’s also used for insulin pumps and portable dialysis machines. the key element is that it’s a peristaltic pump so the liquid stays in sterile tubing for safety
(unholy drink cloaca uses it to dispense precise amounts of flavored sugar syrup)
i’ve been a big fan of spoiling myself for stories on purpose sometimes since i was nine and figured out that if i read the wishbone version of a classic novel first i could move on to the original without getting lost and confused
ALT
me in fifth grade like “this is much less confusing now that i’ve read about it happening to a dog”
obviously i knew that three hated being stuck on earth but i really wasn’t expecting just how often three’s like goodbye you wretched creatures i never liked any of you and you’re all stupid only for him to slink back in after his escape plan fails again like my dear friends. disregard that 👍
why does my mother suddenly fail kindergarten whenever she tries to do anything on the computer
I know she doesn’t know what “the maximise button” is so I told her “click the square at the top right” and she clicked…the printer icon…in the middle of the toolbar. and I’m just like okay. this isn’t a technology thing you are flunking basic shapes and directions. I’m turning off your computer and getting you a block puzzle. you have a master’s degree
ALT
