Fifties Soda Fountain AUs

dashdrive:

when you keep starting your sentence over and over again because no one is paying attention to you

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i mean princess yue #16

roamingcatholics:

yue in the swamp

i keep cheating and adding new colors to the mix oop

ajantas:

don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus

kayliemalinza:

yadelah:

stunt-muppet:

welp time to add “rock & fossil shop” to the list of Places I Did Not Expect to Contain Sex Toys Where I Have Nonetheless Found Sex Toys
right up there with the organic market, the drugstore, the thrift shop, the antique store, and the record store
I feel like all the stores I enter contain sex toys
why are they following me
what do they want

At my work, there’s a pottery exhibit and I swear the “pot handle” is not a pot handle…

wait wait wait i’m really interested in this! can you get some pictures for us? bc if this is anything to do with archeology, then it’s entirely possible that the artifact has been mischaracterized because many archeologists are, as you know, crusty old men
dildos were among the first things carved outta stone by cave peoples and iirc there are some exquisitely decorated examples of porcelain sex toys from more recent eras.
it may be worth it to bring this up with the curator (maybe after finding some extant scholarship to back you up, though goodness knows that may be difficult)

#SORRY FOR HIJACKING YOUR POST MUPPET BUT THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT TOPIC
no no don’t mind me i’ll just be back here clenching in horror at the thought of the stone dildo
yeah i know these are stone dildos in the picture but at least they’re polished good lord

kayliemalinza:

yadelah:

stunt-muppet:

welp time to add “rock & fossil shop” to the list of Places I Did Not Expect to Contain Sex Toys Where I Have Nonetheless Found Sex Toys

right up there with the organic market, the drugstore, the thrift shop, the antique store, and the record store

I feel like all the stores I enter contain sex toys

why are they following me

what do they want

At my work, there’s a pottery exhibit and I swear the “pot handle” is not a pot handle…

wait wait wait i’m really interested in this! can you get some pictures for us? bc if this is anything to do with archeology, then it’s entirely possible that the artifact has been mischaracterized because many archeologists are, as you know, crusty old men

dildos were among the first things carved outta stone by cave peoples and iirc there are some exquisitely decorated examples of porcelain sex toys from more recent eras.

it may be worth it to bring this up with the curator (maybe after finding some extant scholarship to back you up, though goodness knows that may be difficult)

#SORRY FOR HIJACKING YOUR POST MUPPET BUT THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT TOPIC

no no don’t mind me i’ll just be back here clenching in horror at the thought of the stone dildo

yeah i know these are stone dildos in the picture but at least they’re polished good lord

spacehussy replied to your post“Root & Shaw, do it do it do it”
I always think of them when I listen to “girl with one eye” but probably because I don’t have enough queer menacing music
aaah i am glad you mentioned that because i hadn’t gone back to that song yet and it’s very very fitting.
sadly all i’ve been able to find in my own playlist as far as queer menacing music is all my aforementioned terrible s&m club music from high school and i’m not putting that in a fanmix on account of it sucking
Root & Shaw, do it do it do it

I will try really hard not to make every song on that playlist “The Masochism Tango” but I’m not making any promises

"massage wand" i’m
i mean, “massage wand” has been a ~tactful~ euphamism for a vibrator at least since the advent of the hitachi magic wand, but “healing wand” is definitely one i haven’t heard before
align your chakras…through your ass