Is there literally any point to trying to sleep anymore.
Because I’ve been trying for the past three hours and all it’s got me is a pile of used tissues and the inability to breathe.
Fuck it I’m calling in sick tomorrow. Apparently I can’t just get a regular head cold, I gotta get the fucking Wake Up Choking Disease.
insecticonwally:
WALALALALALALA
Guys I miss her.
Where are all the posts about how she is tragic and misunderstood and abused and HOW VERY DARE Arcee take her arm off like that, can’t she see that stalking, torture, and genocide are just how Airachnid copes with something or other?
You just don’t know how hard it is being a murderously sadistic possible necrophile, man. Hating her for killing Breakdown is kink-shaming. Kink-shaming, I tell you!
(…the above was a joke. I feel like I have to add that disclaimer.)
lob-lob:
jetcassette:
xenacee:
They’re giving each other that…’I hate you but I’m also sort of attracted to you at the same time’ look. C:
Yisss.
YES.
why hasn’t any Breakdown/Bulkhead fic or art surfaced yet gdi
Because Bulkhead isn’t skinny and traditionally pretty.
It sucks but that’s kind of how fandom rolls.
Also every time I try to write them they end up in a threesome with Wheeljack somehow and I just don’t know what to do.
fannishcodex:
cruelfeline:
Is it terrible that I want this to be how the show ends? Everyone putting aside millenia of war and hatred and just learning to live together again.
GOD I AM AN INTERNET SAP.
THIS. I want this!
I WANT AT LEAST ONE TRANSFORMERS CANON WHERE IT ENDS LIKE THIS. WHERE THERE’S ACTUAL RECONCILIATION BETWEEN THE AUTOBOTS AND THE DECEPTICONS. BECAUSE THEY’RE STILL ALL CYBERTRONIANS.
There is one canon where it ends like that! But I’m pretty sure it’s the Victory manga and was never translated. And also it involves doe-eyed, teary Decepticon wives who beg for their husbands’ lives, which kind of makes me want to cave my head in, but I suppose you can’t have everything.
…the thing is, as much as I think it’d be cool for a TF series to end this way (and a great moral message to boot!) my dream series has the rest of the Autobots and Decepticons growing weary of the war and calling a ceasefire to focus on rebuilding their species - except Optimus and Megatron. Because their conflict was at the heart of the war, because they’re both driven by forces that are bigger than them, because they’ve both been there since the beginning, and because despite the divine and semi-divine forces at work the war is inextricably personal for them, I can’t see either of them agreeing to peace even if everyone else does.
And that’s why my headcanon ending for TFP has them agreeing to single combat, involving no one else in the war anymore. And then destroying each other, because it couldn’t end any other way.
…yeah, it’s pretty bad that the only really happy ending I can imagine for Optimus is the one where he dies. But then it’s my further headcanon that dying is as much a part of his character as being the Robot Paladin Leader is.
(whoops it’s time for more robot fandom crap on my page again, beep beep beep)
TFTA: Texts From the Avengers (pt. 2)
Texts From Last Night makes me feel like basically everyone in the world has more fun then I do.
But I have Avengers gifs, so suck it, people with lives. :P
asktheendermen:
part the first
…shiiiiit why are metagame eldritch abominations so cool.
pokejinka:
Anonymous asked pokejinka: Pidgeot gijinkas
I love ginjinkas, I do I do.