Fifties Soda Fountain AUs

buzzfeedgeeky:

Sir Ian and Michael Gambon continue to be the most awesome people alive. [via]

nishlo:

when people jokingly pick on u but its something ur sensitive about

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gunmetal-naturale:

ironychan:

mischievousshota:

indevan:

simonjadis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

emeraldcharos:

wessasaurus-rex:

kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years.  They’re too lazy.

but just…
CONFUSED SHARP BUNNIES

gunmetal-naturale:

ironychan:

mischievousshota:

indevan:

simonjadis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

emeraldcharos:

wessasaurus-rex:

kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years.  They’re too lazy.

but just…

CONFUSED SHARP BUNNIES

oh man i have this blacklisted maybe i should click it and make sure i REALLY hate it
me being a FUCKING idiot (via causeallkindsoftrouble)
kid i'm babysitting: Can i sit in your lap while i eat?
me: Sure, okay. But I might need to get up, okay?
kid: *pokes my tummy* Is there a baby in your belly?
me: Nope, that's just my belly!
kid: ...why?
me: ...
kid: *squishes boob* what's this?
me: do you want some more rolls kid
boobsdontworkthatway:

gingerhaze:

today’s twitter topic was practical boob armor.

I need this. For science, or whatever.
-Satya

boobsdontworkthatway:

gingerhaze:

today’s twitter topic was practical boob armor.

I need this. For science, or whatever.

-Satya

it always irks me that women’s jean styles have names like “the milf” and “the ingenue” and “the boyfriend”

i’m gonna start my own line of jeans and they’re all gonna have names like “the lazy weekend” or “the casual bar” or “the i’m going for a run but I need something with pockets” or “the these will get paint on them eventually”.